So. The Apprentice. It's over, and the scary girl with the eyes of a trained killer won. Not sure why, but Michelle scared me. Perhaps it was the way she was completely useless at all the tasks. Less useless than Sayeed, admittedly (although that was not, to be fair, difficult). Less constipated than The Badger. But what of Ancell (or Elvis, as he became known)? What of Paul, who, though he messed up the interview, was the least useless of all of them.
Ladies and gentlemen, I give you the cream of British industry. We're all doomed!
I'm off for some very good hot chocolate, served with marshmallows and cream. So there 
