Which is more noble, the weasel or the stoat?
Certain words, certain animals, have acquired a nobility, a dignity, because of their names. The weasel. The stoat. The moose. Ladies, Gentlemen, I urge you - nay, implore you - for a moment, let us raise our glasses to these noble animals, these purveyors of joy and happiness to the world. We salute you.
suzeemoon
OK I've resisted long enough... How do they purvey joy and happiness for us?