tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2009-11-21:/MokoFeed2009-11-21T07:15:52+01:00tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2007-07-28:/2006/09/06/smeg_happens~1103400/#c4204782lledeb2007-07-28T13:15:38+02:002007-07-28T13:15:38+02:00it seems to me that the system cares more about the rights of the criminals in this world than those of the victims. It's all screwed up.tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-09-10:/2006/09/06/smeg_happens~1103400/#c1679510brokenHaiku2006-09-10T15:57:36+02:002006-09-10T15:57:36+02:00Well, no to a, and c. There is some financial reliance; d - she's too sensible. Anyhoo, he's no longer going to move back in, which is a relief for all concerned :oDtag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-09-09:/2006/09/06/smeg_happens~1103400/#c1674807SandyA2006-09-09T12:53:34+02:002006-09-09T12:53:34+02:00Could write a book on this one - but-:<br> a) perhaps she stillloves him and hopes for a brighter future<br> b) may rely on him financially<br> c) feel sorry for him - mental illness?<br> d) took her marriage vows seriously - till death etc<br> e) she's a woman - and men will never fully understand us!!<br> Could you try befriending him and help her in that way?tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-09-08:/2006/09/06/smeg_happens~1103400/#c1673415brokenHaiku2006-09-08T23:28:00+02:002006-09-08T23:28:00+02:00Sadly notm at least that grinning idiot is rich...tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-09-08:/2006/09/06/smeg_happens~1103400/#c1673115why do I have to fill boxes in like this one2006-09-08T22:17:16+02:002006-09-08T22:17:16+02:00Is shes married to Jim Davison?tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-06-20:/2006/05/15/weasel_weasel~802357/#c1257462why do I have to fill boxes in like this one2006-06-20T19:24:42+02:002006-06-20T19:24:42+02:00not too bright eh!<br> <br> ich bin auto entwurfertag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-06-15:/2006/05/15/weasel_weasel~802357/#c1236144brokenHaiku2006-06-15T21:59:50+02:002006-06-15T21:59:50+02:00Indeed. Who are you? Hmmmm? Come on....tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-06-13:/2006/05/15/weasel_weasel~802357/#c1226617why do I have to fill boxes in like this one2006-06-13T20:28:20+02:002006-06-13T20:28:20+02:00I cant spell obvouoisosouslytag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-06-13:/2006/05/15/weasel_weasel~802357/#c1226615why do I have to fill boxes in like this one2006-06-13T20:27:28+02:002006-06-13T20:27:28+02:00spanking<br> redbend bottoms<br> Pole dancers<br> Qinetiq certainly not what it used to be!tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-05-31:/2006/05/15/weasel_weasel~802357/#c1171509brokenHaiku2006-05-31T22:58:37+02:002006-05-31T22:58:37+02:00Suzee! Sweety, darling, spankable one! She of the reddened bottom (perhaps).<br> <br> Where was I?<br> <br> OK, how do they purvey joy and happiness? It's in the name. Weasel. Stoat. Don't you feel those positive vibes from it? OK, lets start with a simple exercise. Look into a mirror, and focus on your lips. Now. Say a word slowly. Slowly! Focus on your lips the whole time. Ready? OK, the word - and it's a powerful word! - is 'plinth'. <br> <br> Can you feel the power? ;)tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-05-29:/2006/05/15/weasel_weasel~802357/#c1159300suzeemoon2006-05-29T20:22:40+02:002006-05-29T20:22:40+02:00OK I've resisted long enough... How do they purvey joy and happiness for us?tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-05-28:/2006/05/14/the_time_has_come_the_walrus_said~798684/#c1151870suzeemoon2006-05-28T11:30:55+02:002006-05-28T11:30:55+02:00"Besides...if I ever try to do a Welsh accent, I end up slipping into an Indian voice, for some reason..."<br> :D You and so many others...!<br> I'm just back from a visit to North Wales and our mountains (even if the Scots call them hills!)are rather lovely. personally I prefer downhill walking, but outside an Escher picture, that's a bit hard to set up....tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-05-27:/2006/05/14/the_time_has_come_the_walrus_said~798684/#c1149135brokenHaiku2006-05-27T17:00:07+02:002006-05-27T17:00:07+02:00Ah, there's lovely now :D I'd regale you with my profound understanding of Welsh, but I wouldn't understand a word! Besides...if I ever try to do a Welsh accent, I end up slipping into an Indian voice, for some reason...<br> <br> Actually, you've got me thinking. I really must go and visit Wales again. I have a hankering to do walking. Possibly up mountains...tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-05-27:/2006/05/14/the_time_has_come_the_walrus_said~798684/#c1148920suzeemoon2006-05-27T15:48:52+02:002006-05-27T15:48:52+02:00:D :D :D<br> Thanks for link - I take it we're talking intonation, not air quality? As a Welshwoman, I am a bit vulnerable on this as I/we do it too...tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-05-20:/2006/05/14/the_time_has_come_the_walrus_said~798684/#c1116940brokenHaiku2006-05-20T21:19:39+02:002006-05-20T21:19:39+02:00Yes, but you have to remember god hates Australia. Why else would he fill it with poisonous snakes and spiders, and put it so far away? Keen logic, I think you'll find! So any Aussie terms are suspect. For instance, an Australian will ask you a question, and answer it for you in the same sentence! For instance:<br> <br> "What do you do in your spare time, sport?"<br> "What's your favourite colour, blue?"<br> <br> And don't even get me started on <a href="http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/AQI">AQI</a><br> tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-05-20:/2006/05/14/the_time_has_come_the_walrus_said~798684/#c1115089suzeemoon2006-05-20T11:56:05+02:002006-05-20T11:56:05+02:00So why did g strings become thongs?<br> And I'm sure Aussies wear thongs on their feet...tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-04-24:/2006/04/23/meow~750563/#c1006181brokenHaiku2006-04-24T20:32:30+02:002006-04-24T20:32:30+02:00My dear, you were divine, delightful, delectable, delicious and delovely. Mwah, mwah, mwah!tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-04-24:/2006/04/23/meow~750563/#c1005662happybadger2006-04-24T19:11:52+02:002006-04-24T19:11:52+02:00Nothing to say?! Shocking. You could tell me how devine i was this evening. ;-Dtag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-04-22:/2006/04/21/the_future~745906/#c995048Znethru2006-04-22T00:36:21+02:002006-04-22T00:36:21+02:00I got a paper cut once on the day of a piano concert - had to play with a plaster on - not good!tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-04-21:/2006/04/20/pie~743339/#c994867brokenHaiku2006-04-21T23:26:58+02:002006-04-21T23:26:58+02:00I think so. They look so appealing in their shiny tins, calling to me. Pie....pie...look at the moistness of my pastrylike substance...the texture of my meat and hydrogenated gravylike substance...the steam rising off me...<br> <br> And yet, and yet...the disappointment is there, in a very real sense. Never as appealing as on the tin lid, which sits to one side, ready for recycling, and taunting, taunting me! tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-04-21:/2006/04/21/the_future~745906/#c994846suzeemoon2006-04-21T23:19:48+02:002006-04-21T23:19:48+02:00I never fancied jet-powered rocket pants :D but want to teleport...tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-04-21:/2006/04/20/pie~743339/#c994835suzeemoon2006-04-21T23:17:04+02:002006-04-21T23:17:04+02:00But there are times that they really tempt and always disappoint - another example of the triumph of hope over experience?tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-04-21:/2006/04/21/the_future~745906/#c994681DepletedSoul2006-04-21T22:31:22+02:002006-04-21T22:31:22+02:00Iam still waiting for my hover board from back to the future to materialize, somehow i dont think our generation is gonna see anything from a so called high tech future.<br> Not untill we learn to stop fighting over oil, that is.<br> <br> Jay.tag:brokenhaiku.blog.co.uk,2006-04-21:/2006/04/20/pie~743339/#c990142Znethru2006-04-21T00:21:00+02:002006-04-21T00:21:00+02:00Ha ha ha.